16
May
Gumpersons Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Additional Jokes From "Business"
- Never volunteer for anything.
- Self starters…will not.
- Astrology Laws: Its always
- You cant push a rope.
- Nowlans Theory: He who
- Everything is always done for
- Larkinsons Law: All laws
- It is not enough to
- If you see a man
- The early worm deserves the
- Harps Corollary To Estridges Law:
- Say no, then negotiate.
- Flucards Corollary: Anything dropped
- Fudds First Law of Opposition:
- Bare feet magnetize sharp metal