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May

Guns

Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?

Client: Im lookin for a gun.



Owner:What kind of gun are you lookin for?



Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.



Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?



Client: Its for shootin at cans.



Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.



Client: (pointing again at the .44): Nah, I need this one.



Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?



Client: Mexi-cans…….Puerto Ri-cans……..Afri-cans

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