Guy talks to barman

Customer: (to bartender)
My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!

Bartender: What happened?

Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees!

Bartender: Wow! What did she say?

Customer: She said, come out from under that bed right now you coward or Ill kick your butt again!!

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