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Guys: Figured out by Name

GUYS: FIGURED OUT BY NAME



Aarons are dependable and talented.

Allens are preppy.

Alexes like porno, usally hot in a skater kinda way

Everyone has an Andy.

Bens are the smart, silent type.

Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.

Bob is the universal name.

Brads try too hard.

Brandons are dark haired, players.

Bretts are shy and clumsy.

Brians usually have only one good feature (but i havent quite found it yet)

Calebs never grow up.

Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.

Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.

Charlies are walking sex.

Chris are undefined and should remain so.

Craigs are a little misguided.

Dans are thick.

Daves are impossible to get over.

Dennis are quiet, desperate flirts.

Devons are destined for trouble.

Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.

Eds are thbp

Eddies are fast.

Erics are forgettable.

Ethans smell .

Franks and Tonys are Italian Stallions.

Fred is in the chess club.

Fredericks could be snotty.

Garys are gross Nazis.

Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.

Glens are either short or intelligent.

Gregs are bizarre.

Initial name guys are cool.

Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive .

James are egotistical and stupid.

Jamies are shy but cuddly.

Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.

Jasons are fun loving and handsome.

Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable.

Jeremys are a tad fruity.

Jimmys are sweet and sexy!

Joes are awkward, shy-guys in first date situations.

Joels are frustrated. tend to hang out with Nelsons

Its hard to stand out if your name is John.

Joshes are romantic back-stabbers.

Justins mess with your mind.

Kevins have swanky hair.

Keith is built, but dry and annoying. Its like dating a broom.

Kens just dont measure-up.

Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.

Kyles are horny bastards!

There is always something wrong with a Kurt.

Leonards are avid bug collectors.

Lesters are molesters.

Lonnies are nasty.

Marcus are players

Marks are touchy.

Martins have a strange sense of humor.

Matts are queer- one T or two.

Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.

Nates are cocky for a reason.

Nelsons are home-schooled.

Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.

Owens have large families and drive fast.

Patricks are also incredibly sexy.

Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.

Peters are stalkers.

Phils are sensitive but geeky.

Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive.

Rays are players but majorly hot!

Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.

Richard–Dick, need I say more?

Rickies are very senstive,cute, and charming!

Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.

Robins are tormented.

Rod (the name itself) is perverted.

Rons are into pasta.

Roys are so childish.

Ryans are never appreciated.

Sams just like sex.

Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.

Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.

Shanes are shady.

Simons are thin.

Steves are extremes(usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)

Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.

Timothys like to be mommied.

Todds are sweet, sporty guys.

Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.

Tommys are way to possesive & need to get a life!

Travis are dumb jocks.

Tylers are genetically small .

Vances are good conversationalists.

Wesleys are romantic.

Williams are fat.

Zacks are good looking, but aloof

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