A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, Ill make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the Torah more, get your hair cut and well talk about it.

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss the use of the car. They again went to the fathers study where his father said, Son, Ive been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, youve studied the Torah diligently, but you didnt get your hair cut!

The young man waited a moment and replied, You know, Dad, Ive been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Abraham had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Moses had long hair…. To which the Rabbi replied, Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!

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