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May

Haircut?

Womens version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! Thats so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasnt sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you dont think its too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, its perfect. Id love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. Im pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh – thats funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Mens version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.

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