Hamburger & Dog

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.

The guy says, What the hell was that all about?

She says, I was just keeping it warm for you.

He says, Cancel my hot dog.

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