Handful of PJs

A man was boasting to his friend, You know, I am a well known collector of antiques.

His friend replied, Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Just a radio, dad, with a sports car around it.

The girl asked her lover, Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?

Sure!, replied her lover. Whats your phone number?

Young Man: Would you like to dance with me?

Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby!

Young Man: Im so sorry. I didnt know you were pregnant.

A doctor sent a bill to his patient. Underneath the bill he wrote: This bill is now one year old.

Back came the reply: Happy Birthday!

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