Happily Addicted to the Web!

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Happily Addicted to the Web

(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)



Doorbell rings, Im not listnin,

From my mouth, drool is glistnin,

Im happy–although

My boss let me go–

Happily addicted to the Web.



All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

Theres beard on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web.



Friends come by; they shake me,Saying, Yo, man!

Dont you know tonights the senior prom?

With a listless shrug, I mutter, No, man;

I just discovered letterman-dot-com!



I dont phone, dont send faxes,

Dont go out, dont pay taxes,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

Im happily addicted to the Web!


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