A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary.

Guess what, darling, he said, Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.

And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table, she said.

We were naked as jaybirds, remember? he blushed. Oh yes, she giggled, Why dont we take off our clothes right now? All right.

They stripped to the buff and stared at one another across the table.

Oooh, darling, she said, My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.

No wonder, he said, Ones in your coffee and the others in your oatmeal!