Harley Davidson dies, and goes

Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven.
One day, he finds himself talking to God.

God says You know Harley, I really like you bikes.
There was only one thing wrong with them – the inlet was too close
to the exhaust.

Harley replied I couldnt find any way around that, though
I notice that you had the same problem with women, you know, inlet
to close to the exhaust.

God gets pretty angry at this, and snaps back
I bet more people rode my model than yours!

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