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Have you an unusual Intelligence?

Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly Interesting movies? It could be that youre one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA – Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you! If you cant even read the question, youre halfway there already – just get someone to fill out our full colour brochure at any trailing chemist, and youll be in for some, good old fashioned non-challenging material.1. Which of the following WAS one of the famous Marx Brothers?a. STRETCH
b. SKID
c. HARPO
d. TYRE2. The number missing from the series (1,2,4,..,16) is:a. YELLOW
b. GERANIUM
c. 8
d. TYRE3. The letter missing from the series (a,b,c,..,e) is:a. z
b. b
c. d
d. TYRE4. A man walks into a Barber Shop, with $5.00. He buys 2 lemons at 45c each, 1 Pickled Eel for $2.40, 4 packets of washing powder for $3.15 each. What will happen?a. The Barber will wonder where all the stuffs coming from
b. He wasnt in a Barbers shop, it was a Dairy
c. The Barber will ask him if hes from MUNSA
d. Tyre5. Two trains leave the same station, but moving in opposite directions. The first train is travelling at 50km/hr EAST, while the second one is travelling 50km/hr WEST. Which train is travelling the fastest?a. The one going EAST
b. The one going WEST
c. Neither
d. Tyre
e. Why arent there (e.)s in all the other questions6. What comes next in the series (RED, GREEN)a. A car
b. Orange
c. Insufficient Data
d. Tyre7. Mona Lisa was:a. A dissatisfied Woman
b. A Song by Billy Idol
c. A painting
d. Tyre8. The cold war was about:a. Ice
b. Autumn
c. A few people at the top not liking each other
d. Tyre9. Complete the following Sequence: (Tyre Tyre Tyre)a. Tyre
b. Tyre
c. Tyre
d. Pardon?Ok, time to total up all your marks. Those o

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