03
Feb

Have you driven a Ford, lately?

I made this up.

Looking for a girl-friend

Following are some of the requirements.

* Make and Model Human/Woman
* Year 1966 – 1972
* Mileage Low (prefer ~0)
* Engine Three Cylinder (V-1 position)
EFI**
Multi-port Injection
Single fuel intake/double exhaust (all three usable)
Very low noise
Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.)
A lot of horse power (must feel it)
No exhaust fumes or smoke
* Transmission Manual
Over-drive required
Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus
* Clutch Good condition, should be able to handle hard
driving in the city.
* Brakes Front – Disk, Rear – Cylinder (no leaks in the
system and enough fluids)
* Radiator No boiling
Quick warm up and cool down
* Body No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept)
Color – any (original hood color)
Detailing – as needed but not over-done
Blinking lights-any color (prefer blue)
Weight – Less than 115 lb
Pleasant Grill
Easily Convertible (Remover cover at will)
Comfortable Driver Seat
Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion(tm) suspension
Slim but adequate tires
Absolutely no rust (must be checked and certified)
Clean inside (should be able to eat off it)
* Cost Less than the Bill of Rights

** EFI = Easy Front Interface

[Ed: A reversed version about men was also submitted, but it was too similar
to this one to warrant inclusion here.]

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