28
Oct

Have you ever wondered?

Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive ?



Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?





Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ?





Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?





Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there ?





Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime ?





Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations ?





How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings ?





If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,



Why are there locks on the doors ?





If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose ?





If nothing ever sticks to Teflon,



How do they make Teflon stick to the pan ?





If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,



What would happen ?





If youre in a vehicle going the speed of light,



What happens when you turn on the headlights ?





You know how most packages say Open Here.



What is the protocol if the package says, Open Somewhere Else ?





Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM ?





Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways ?





Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it;s called cargo ?





You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,



Why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance ?





Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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