Have you ever wondered?

Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive ?

Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there ?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime ?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations ?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings ?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,

Why are there locks on the doors ?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose ?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon,

How do they make Teflon stick to the pan ?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,

What would happen ?

If youre in a vehicle going the speed of light,

What happens when you turn on the headlights ?

You know how most packages say Open Here.

What is the protocol if the package says, Open Somewhere Else ?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM ?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways ?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it;s called cargo ?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,

Why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance ?

Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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