An old Jewish couple were having an argument.

Sadie, the wife: Its Ha-WAI-i!

Morris, the husband: No, its Ha-VAI-i!

Both being extremely stubborn and too proud to look it up, they continued on like this on their way to the grocers.


On their way they bumped into a stranger and decided to finish it once and for all.

Morris: Hello there. Tell me, please. Is it Ha-WAI-i or Ha-VAI-i?

The stranger: Ha-VAI-i.

Morris to Sadie: See, Sadie? Never doubt me.


Morris to stranger: Thank you very much.

Stranger: Youre velcome.