28
Dec

Hawaii

An old Jewish couple were having an argument.



Sadie, the wife: Its Ha-WAI-i!



Morris, the husband: No, its Ha-VAI-i!



Both being extremely stubborn and too proud to look it up, they continued on like this on their way to the grocers.


On their way they bumped into a stranger and decided to finish it once and for all.



Morris: Hello there. Tell me, please. Is it Ha-WAI-i or Ha-VAI-i?



The stranger: Ha-VAI-i.



Morris to Sadie: See, Sadie? Never doubt me.


Morris to stranger: Thank you very much.



Stranger: Youre velcome.

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