Im sure you could imagine,

Its as simple as can be,

The place is very common

the place for he and she.

she whispers, will it hurt?

or course not, he replied,

it wont hurt a bit

on me you can rely.

Im getting rather frightened,

Ive never done this before.

He continued to convince her

as he shut the door.

Now calm yourself my darling,

as he displayed a little grin.

Just open a little wider

and let me put it in.

Its getting rather painful

the tears were in her eyes.

Its hurting very badly

it must be quite a size.

Suddenly she jumped up

and gave a little shout

and then that very minute

she said, Im glad you pulled it out!

If you listen very carefully,

Its a dentist you will find.

Its not what your thinking,

Its just your dirty mind!