He said . . .
I dont now why you wear a bra; youve got
nothing to put in it.
She said….
You wear pants dont you?
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He said . . .
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said….
Thats a good idea-you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said . . .
What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
A. We dont know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single
women?
A. Single women come home, see whats in the
fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
whats in bed and go to the fridge.
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Man says to God:
God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says:
So you would love her.
The man says, But, God, why did you make her
so dumb?
God says:
So she would love you.

He Said…She Said:

He said… I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it.

She said…You wear briefs, dont you?

He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said… This coffee isnt fit for a pig!

She said…No problem, Ill get you some that is.

She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

He said… Its not my fault…I ran out of money.

He said… Since I first laid eyes on you, Ive wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said…Well, you succeeded.

Priest… I dont think you will ever find another man like your late husband.

She said…Whos gonna look?

He said… You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

She said…No, have you?

He said… Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said…Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said… What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said… Lets go out and have some fun tonight.

She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.