Health Inspector

The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of main street and second avenue.

A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.

The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked What is the string for?

The cook replied, When I go to the bathroom, I do not have to touch it, I just pull it out with the string.

Oh how neat, replied the inspector, how do you get it back in?

The cook responded With the salad tongs.

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