Healthy Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldnt help noticing how happy you look, she said. Whats your secret for a long happy life?

I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said. I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!

Thats amazing, the woman said. How old are you?

He thought for a moment, and replied, Twenty-six.

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