Help! Poleesh!

Heres one I made up while in the sixth grade. Its a sixth-grade joke, but no worse than the one just read! A drunk was sitting in his car in the parking lot outside a bar, yelling: Help! Poleesh! Ive been robbed! The cop on the beat came to him & said, Whats wrong?

The drunk said, Look for yourshelf! They took my shteering wheel, my inshtrument panel; they even took my pedalsh! The policeman said, No problem; everythings right up here in the front seat!

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