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Dec

Hersheys Chocolate Bars for Halloween

One Halloween two black children, a brother and a sister, were trick-or-treating as Hansel and Gretel. They came to the first house and knocked on the door. The old lady that answered said, Children! Go back home and tell your momma that Hansel and Gretel werent black!

They went home and told their mother. She pulled out their Romeo and Juliet costumes from last year and quickly got them re-dressed. They went back to the old ladys house where she came to the door and again she said, Children! Go back home and tell your momma that Romeo and Juliet werent black!

Again they went home and told their mother. This time, their mother said Ill fix that mean old lady. Give me your clothes.

The boy and his sister took off their costumes and their mother sent them back to the old ladys house without a stitch of clothing to wear. They knocked on the door and the old lady answered. CHILDREN!! she said. Youre both naked! Now what are you supposed to be?

The little girl replied, Were Hersheys chocolate bars. Hes got nuts and I dont.

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