Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, Do you want to go to heaven?

The man said, I do Father.

The priest said, Then stand over there against the wall.

Then the priest asked the second man, Do you want to got to heaven?

Certainly, Father, was the mans reply.

Then stand over there against the wall, said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to OToole and said, Do you want to go to heaven?

OToole said, No, I dont Father.

The priest said, I dont believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you dont want to go to heaven?

OToole said, Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.