Hi-tech Redneck
Backup – What you do when you run across a varmint in the woods.
Bug – The reason you give for calling in sick to work.
Byte – What your pitbull done to cousin Billy-Bob.
Chip – Cow pasture surprises that you try not to step in.
Terminal – When yer about to die.
Crash – When you go to Jethros party uninvited.
Digital – The art of counting on yer fingers.
Diskette – Female who dances the disco.
Fax – What you lie about to the IRS and yer wife.
Hacker – Uncle Willie after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy – Picture used to help you select a tattoos.
Internet – Where cafeteria ladies put their hair.
Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to yer John Deere.
Mac – Big Johns favorite fast food.
Megahertz – How your head feels after 13 beers.
Modem – What you do when the grass gets so high that it hides the pickup truck that you have on blocks in the front yard.
Mouse Pad – Where Mickey and Minnie call home.
Network – Scoopin a big fish before it breaks yer line.
ROM – Where the pope lives.
Screen – Keeps mosquitoes outta yer trailer.
Serial Port – A red wine you drink with yer breakfast.
Superconductor – The guy who yells All Aboard the loudest at a train station.
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) – What you call your two-week-old underwear.
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