Three men – an American, a Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked
in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped. The others looked
at him questioningly. That was my pager, he said. I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to
do something just as impressive. He steped out of the sauna and went to
toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, Wow! Whats that? Im
getting a Fax, he explains.