Hillbilly and mothballs

A hillbillys old wife sent him to town to get something to rid the place of moths that had troubled them. The druggist sold him a box of mothballs.

Months later, the hill man came into the drugstore, complaining that: Them mothballs wouldnt work nohow, noway. Marthy and me we aimed carefully, too. But we aint hit a single moth! Maybe you got a bigger size, like one of them pool table balls.

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