26
May

His and hers road trip

HERS:

Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window.
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
Arrives at destination promptly.

HIS:

Pulls off at wrong exit positive its the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks hes right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
finally rolls down window.
hocks a loogie.
pulls up to a 7-11.
gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
farts.
after he closes the door.
laughs at looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
almost hits a deer.
curses the night.
curses you.
curses the large slurpee.
stops by the side of the road.
takes a leak.
still taking a leak.
almost done.
I think.
returns to car.
Drives and fiddles with radio.
yells at you for suggesting the map again.
admits he didnt want to do Thanksgiving at your sisters.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldnt find a dictionary.
finally found a dictionary.
Couldnt spell pernicious.
seethes at the memory of it all.
But she is laughing inside…
And of course youre still lost.

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