It was the first day of school and a new student, Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said, Give me Liberty, or give me death?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for that of Suzuki, who had his handup. Patrick Henry, 1775.

Very good!

Who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?

Again, no response except from Suzuki. Abraham Lincoln, 1863.

The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country and knows more about its history than you do.

She then heard a loud whisper. Darn Japanese.

Who said that?, she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. Lee Iacocca, 1982.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Suzukis classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed and said, Im gonna puke!

The teacher glares and asks All right! Now who said that?

Again, Suzuki says, George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.

Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah! Suck this!

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.

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