Three icehockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and
propriety, the Jokerit fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The TPS fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their
lead, the HIFK fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Jokerit cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the TPS cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
notes. The officer then lifted the HIFK cap, replaced it, then lifted it again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The HIFK fan was getting upset and finally asked, What are you, a pervert or
something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?

Well, said the officer. I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a
HIFK hat, I find an asshole.