Conduct During the Holiday Season…

Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinkos to make tinsel is discouraged.

Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbors push-button phone during a party is forbidden.

(It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)

Rental cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandmas house.

Endlessly singing Frosty, the Snowman under your breath at the mall will result in no presents this year.

All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25, 2001.

Laced Eggnog will not be secreted in Pepsi cans.

Letting Grampa play Santa in long underwear dyed red is discouraged.

Several children are still in therapy as a result of last years incident when Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter Cottontail made an unexpected appearance.