Home on the Web
Home on the Web —————– (to the tune of Home on the Range)
VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right — one that doesnt take too long to load — where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen — one that offers a no-Java mode.
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM. Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE: Though your video files give your pages some style I cant read them upon my PC; Massive graphics and sound crash my system, Ive found, so please put in some alt tags for me!
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE: Please dont ask me to chat with your favorite cat; I dont have an IRC code. And dont ask me to buy games for Win 95 — My PC is way too darn old!
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
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