Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company.

Honey, if I lie, Ill win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible.

His wife says, I dont want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . .

But, what?

Let me put it this way, his wife explained. Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed.

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, How so?

Mrs. Smith replies, Just lie there til he goes away.