After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep?

Luigi said, Everthing was a perfect except for da train a ride down.

Whata you mean, Luigi? asked Giovanni.

Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket.

The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, No eat in desea car. Musta usea dining car.

So, me and my beautifula Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to opena bottle of vino. Conductor come again, wag hisa finger and say, No drinka in desea car. Musta usea cluba car.

So we go to cluba car. Whilea drinking vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductor, he waga his finger again and say, No smokea in desea car. Musta go to smoker car.

We go to smoker car and I smokea my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to havea sex and the conductor, he comea through car yelling, NO-FOLKA, VIRGINIA!

Nexta time, Ima driva down!!