Hong Kong Movie Translations

A list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldnt steal pituitaries.
Damn, Ill burn you into a BBQ chicken!
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or Ill blow your throat up.
You always use violence. I shouldve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
Ill fire aimlessly if you dont come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your legs hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
And finally…
Take my advice, or Ill spank you without pants.

Rainy WWW

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