12
Feb

Houdini

This guy gets drunk one night, and wakes up with a terrible hangover, and realizes hes in a motel. As his eyes come into focus, he sees a very ugly girl sitting at the foot of the bed, staring at him.

She looks at him says, What are we going to name it?

He picks up the rubber he used the night before, ties it in a knot, tosses it out the window, and says, If he gets out of this well call him Houdini.

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