27
May
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum.
Ive just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure! the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, Bring him in. Well check it out.
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. You were right about the mummys age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?
Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, 10,000 Shekels on Goliath.