How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie:

Just one. And then Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.


You know I cant reach that damned stupid lamp!


Make me.


Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while hes busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:

Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:

While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.


Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark …


Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? Ive got this hangover…..


I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….


It isnt moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

First, Ill put all the light bulbs in a little circle …

Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? Im sorry, but I dont see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:

Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!

Great Dane:

Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back ???

Hound Dog:



Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

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