Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: None. They have machines that do that now.

A2: Only one, but hell break ten bulbs before figuring out that they cant just be pushed in.

A3: One, but only after asking, Why? (Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?)

A4: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

A5: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.