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Jul

How Many Fingers?

A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid.

Are you all right?

he asks.

Youre just a blur, she says, So my sight is clearly affected.

Concerned, the driver leans over the woman in order to test her eyesight.

How many fingers have I got up?

he asks her.

Oh shit! she replies, I must be paralysed from the waist down as well.

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