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Oct

How many sheep do I have?

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have one? she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. You have 171 sheep, said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back? The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. Your a blonde! Now give me back my dog.

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