A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So lets come to grips here. Honey… have you ever cheated on me? Ive never cheated on you.
He saw the twisted look on his wifes face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: How many times? And when?

The wife responded, Well… you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldnt get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?

The husband stared. You mean youre the one who got him to?

His wife knodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. I guess thats okay. Any other times?

Well… when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the ammount of money we had at the time… I kinda…

Ah, youre the one who made it possible.

The husband looked honestly relieved. Well, thats understandable, you saved my life. Any others?

She nodded. One more.

The husband leaned forward. Well… you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes…?