After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

Cmon, tell me, she asked for the thousandth time, how many women have you slept with?

Baby, he protested, if I told you, youd throw a fit.

Kim promised she wouldnt get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

Okay, he said, then started to count on his fingers One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then theres you – nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen…..