how to be a respected citizen

there was a guy that went to alaska and asked the man at the border how to be a respected citizen and he said first you must drink a bottle of wiskey without moving an eyelash, then kill a polar bear, and last you must make love to an alaskan women and the man said ill drink the wiskey first and did without moving an eyelash. then asked the man where to find the polar bear and the man said on the outside of town. so he toke of and about an hour later came back all scratched bloody and his hair all matted and said wow, that was tough!now where do i kill the alaskan lady?!

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