05
Jun

How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)



Step 3: Put turkey in the oven



Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey



Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens



Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink



Step 7: Turn oven the on



Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky



Step 9: Turk the bastey



Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get



Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer



Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey



Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours



Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey



Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey



Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick



Step 17: Turk the carvey



Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch



Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey



Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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