How to cook a Turkey…



– Go buy a turkey

– Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

– Put turkey in the oven

– Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

– Set the degree at 375 ovens

– Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

– Turn oven the on

– Take 4 whisks of drinky

– Turk the bastey

– Whiskey another bottle of get

– Stick a turkey in the thermometer

– Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

– Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

– Take the oven out of the turkey

– Take the oven out of the turkey

– Floor the turkey up off of the pick

– Turk the carvey

– Get yourself another scottle of botch

– Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

– Bless the saying, pass and eat out