I was just stepping into the shower this morning when my SO
handed me the phone, telling me it was someone from a long
distance company. I was eager to get into the shower; my
conversation went like this:

Me: Hello?

Him: Hello, sir. Im from <Major long distance carrier>. How would
you like to save money off your long distance calling?

Me: If I told you that I was very happy with my current carrier, would
that preclude any further conversation?

Him: Actually, no, sir. I have to hear a certain number of nos before
I let you go.

Me: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Him: Have a nice day, sir. <Click>