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Apr

How to get the wife in the mood for sex? (mature)

Doc, youve gotta help me! My wife just isnt interested in sex anymore. Havent you got a pill or something I can give her?

Look, I cant prescribe …

Doc, weve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? Im desperate! I cant think; I cant concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! Youve got to help me.

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. Ordinarily, I wouldnt do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that theyre VERY powerful. Dont give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE.

I dont know, doc; shes awfully cold …

One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?

UM … okay.

He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wifes coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.

Then an inspiration strikes … he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, signs deeply and heavily and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, I need a man …

His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, Me too …

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