18
Sep

How to have fun at a boring party (part 1)

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings – make sure to use your hands!Ask the host, Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better!Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.Cough all over guests, then exclaim, Doctor says a few more years and Ill be cured…Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too)

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