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Jul

How to Tell Republicans From Democrats

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned
somewhere.

Republicans form censorship committees and read them as
a group.

Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less
fortunate.

Republicans wear theirs.

Democrats name their children after currently popular
sports figures, politicians, and entertainers.


Republican children are named after their parents or
grandparents, according to where the money is.

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although
there is seldom any reason why they should.

Democrats ought to, but dont.

Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to
marry Republican girls, but feel that theyre entitled to a
little fun first.

Democrats make plans and then do something else.

Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

Republicans sleep in twin beds–some even in separate
rooms.

That is why there are more Democrats.

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