You know its your last day at work when …

• You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, Whats this?, you realize you just dropped the companys deposit in a mailbox.

• A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This ones your turn. Your boss was standing behind you. Its his wife.

• While your boss is at lunch, you sneek in and look at some confidential imformation on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

• You return from a weeks vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.

• You take a sick day. The next morning the boss asks you, So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?.

• You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. Your underwear is missing. Youre in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.