Hunting flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

What are you doing? She asked.

Hunting Flies He responded.

Oh!, Killed any? She asked.

Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. How can you tell?

He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

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